Talk:Time Paradox from an Adventure in Hell/@comment-10976653-20150930004447


 * Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Blue girl. I remember you from our last encounter...
 * 3:55 Garbled Red Text Ashe: I don't.
 * Alia: That's not a surprise
 * 3:56 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Good, you don't need to.
 * Hinderlich: What was with all of those traps?
 * 3:56 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Weeelll...
 * Ashe: For defence
 * 3:57 Finn168719 Finn: Defense?
 * 3:57 Garbled Red Text Ashe: I need to protect all this machinery and myself from people like you
 * 3:57 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: Why's that?
 * 3:57 Garbled Red Text Ashe: You're kidding
 * 3:58 Finn168719 Finn: There's terrible security around here.
 * 3:58 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: I agree, someone could just have sent suicide bombers here, and this place would be in bits
 * 3:59 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Oh, yeah. Blow this place up. GREAT IDEA!
 * 3:59 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: Could you explain to us specifically why you were trying to KILL US?
 * 3:59 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Well.....
 * Ashe: You see... Dad has reprogrammed me on his side.
 * Ashe: And this means, that all, and I mean ALL allies are now enemies
 * Ashe: That means you, that means my sister and that means whatever else is living here, except for the goons
 * 4:01 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: What about the camo geckos that eat cords?
 * 4:01 Finn168719 Finn: What about Hal 9000?
 * 4:01 Garbled Red Text Ashe: The geckos are destroying machinery here!
 * Ashe: And Hal is right now on the bottom floor, alongside that grump core, who wanted to place himself in charge here!
 * 4:02 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: I should kill you for that. We only came here for answers.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:02 Garbled Red Text Ashe: What kind of?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:03 Finn168719 Finn: I heard Hal 9000 had a crush on Glados.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:03 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Secrets have been kept out of our reach.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:03 Garbled Red Text Ashe: I give you five minutes, to ask me whatever you have in mind, before i get rid of you
 * Ashe: Secrets, eh? For what exactly?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:03 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: Tell us about GLaDOS's talks with the alien AI of Project Blackwell
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:04 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Well... I still haven't dug through all of her files in her database, so I can't really say anything.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:05 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: What can you tell me about these... Aperbot androids.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:05 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Those things are primitive.
 * Ashe: They were commonly used for testing or defence
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:06 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Sounds like the Aperbots were precursors to something bigger.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:06 Garbled Red Text Ashe: That was because of a flaw in their system
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:06 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Interesting...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:06 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Someone hacked in their systems one day, causing them to turn against everyone!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:07 Hiddenlich Blackwell: So true...
 * *All of the lights turn back on
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:08 Garbled Red Text Ashe: You have 2 more minutes, to ask your questions, before I get rid of you.
 * Ashe: So be quick
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:09 Finn168719 Finn: Why did your father reprogrammed you?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:10 Hiddenlich Blackwell: I actually enjoy these trespassers.
 * Blackwell: FHAOPFHAPOFIAHOPFkFHPOAIFHJAPUFHAI
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:10 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Well... I couldn't protect myself from him and at one point, he finally got his hands on me... And instead of using me as a target, he decided to use me as an overseer
 * Ashe: 1 minu.... What's wrong with your friend here?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:11 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Wise decision your father made.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:11 Garbled Red Text Ashe: But I don't know why he turned me into a giant
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:12 Hiddenlich *Blackwell is battling other Aperture AI for control over the facility
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:12 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Well... Your time is up
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:12 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Not so fast, m'lady.
 * Inferno Lich: My time isn't up.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:12 Garbled Red Text *the floor panels begin to move, making a large opening
 * Ashe: I am not going to kill you
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:13 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Just like how you sounded so kind in welcoming us
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:13 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Just throw you with the trash
 * Ashe: I sure did.
 * Ashe: Because it was a very neat trick.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:14 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Well, if we are going to be trashed, then you are coming with us.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:14 Garbled Red Text *wall panels begin to move, pushing everyone except Ashe to the opening
 * Ashe: No I am not.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:14 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: AHHHHHH!!!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:15 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Why should I?
 * *everyone fall in the opening
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:15 Finn168719 Finn: Just pull Ashe's head to the trash!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:15 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich is in the pit
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:15 Garbled Red Text Alia: Nah. That can't shut her up
 * *everyone is now at the bottom of the pit
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:16 Finn168719 Finn: Here goes the star wars episode 4 cliche.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:16 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich tries to create fire, but is unable to
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:16 Garbled Red Text Alia: There are no garbage disposals here
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:17 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: I am waiting for death of some sort...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:17 Garbled Red Text Alia: The trash just stacks up here
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:17 Hiddenlich Hinderlich looks at the trash covered ground
 * Hinderlich: So, this isn't the actual floor?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:17 Garbled Red Text Alia: Only way you can die is of starvation, a still living turret or whatever else
 * Alia: It is.
 * Alia: Oh, wait. It's not
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:18 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Well, I might as well find my hole I am going to live in for a while
 * Inferno Lich runs off into the western part of the trash pit
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:18 Garbled Red Text *there is a voice heard from the distance
 * ???: HEY! IS THERE ANYONE THERE?!
 * ???2: YOU ARE MISHEARING STUFF AGAIN, YOU IDIOT!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:19 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: 5 PEOPLE!
 * Hinderlich: YOUR NOT INSANE!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:19 Garbled Red Text ???: HAHA! I TOLD YOU, MAN!
 * ???2: TELL THEM TO GET HERE!
 * ???2: WE DON'T HAVE LEGS OR HANDS YOU KNOW!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:20 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: *Nervously* Finn? What do you think about this entire situation?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:20 Garbled Red Text Alia: I think, that I just found a way to get Ashe on our side.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:21 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: Through hacking? Going onto her side and betraying her?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:21 Garbled Red Text Alia: Hacking.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:21 Finn168719 Finn: This situation appears to be hard, but at least we kicked the mutant *sses because they are terrible at security.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:21 Garbled Red Text Alia: Let's go see what was calling us.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:21 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: Alright
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:21 Garbled Red Text Alia: It was that way!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:22 Hiddenlich Hinderlich runs in that direction
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:22 Garbled Red Text *Alia reaches the place
 * *there are 2 cores on the ground
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:22 Finn168719 Finn and Yoko follows
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:23 Garbled Red Text *one, that is RED and another one, which is completely white, with a yellow eye
 * ???: I TOLD YOU, RED!
 * Red: Gah! I know!
 * Alia: Grandpa?
 * Red: Oh, hi!
 * Alia: Who's the other one?
 * ???: I AM CAVE JOHNSON! FORMER CEO OF APERTURE SCIENCE, who is know laying here, alongside the former leader of android hell
 * Red: Lemme guess, Ashe pushed you here, after reaching her lair
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:25 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: And your still alive?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:26 Garbled Red Text Cave: We are here for 3 days already!
 * Red: And his battery last one week
 * Cave: Yours too!
 * Red: I KNOW, DAMMIT!
 * Alia: So... Can't you shapeshift or anything?
 * Red: No. Ashe was able to somehow block my powers! Now I am weak!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:27 Finn168719 Finn: We should probably pick them up.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:27 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: That explains why Inferno couldn't create fire...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:28 Garbled Red Text Red: BUT! If we are able to hack in Ashe's mainframe, we will be able to get our powers back
 * Cave: And I will get it back on her, for throwing me here!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:29 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Mr. Johnson, I will make sure you get revenge
 * Inferno Lich comes up behind Hinderlich
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:29 Garbled Red Text Cave: Thanks!
 * Alia: Is there any exit?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:30 Finn168719 Finn: I hope there are exits.
 * User909 has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:30 Garbled Red Text Red: Yeah. There is an elevator
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:30 Hiddenlich Hello 909
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:30 User909 hai
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:30 Garbled Red Text hi 909
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:30 Finn168719 Hello 909
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:30 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: An elevator? In a trash heap? What kind of building plan does Aperture have for standard facilities?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:31 Garbled Red Text Cave: We got a bunch of test subjects fall here a long time ago!
 * Dudeguy WC has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:31 Garbled Red Text Cave: So blame it on the architects. But don't worry. THE ARE FIRED!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:31 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Burying the evidence, aye?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:31 Garbled Red Text Cave: No.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:31 Hiddenlich Hello Dudeguy
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:31 Dudeguy WC Hello
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:32 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: D*mn.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:32 Finn168719 Hello
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:32 Dudeguy WC Any of you have some pages with bad grammar I could test something with my bot on?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:32 Finn168719 Finn: Let's get to the elevator already.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:32 Garbled Red Text Cave: I don't plan on wasting people jus because of their idiocy
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:32 Hiddenlich Dimension Cycle
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:32 Garbled Red Text Cave: So that's why I made the elevator
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:33 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Alright.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:33 Garbled Red Text Red: It's right behind you
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:33 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Wait what?
 * Hinderlich: WHY DIDN'T YOU-oh wait, your cores.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:34 Garbled Red Text Red: Like. NO WAY!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:34 Finn168719 Finn: Who would volunteer to pick up the cores
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:34 Garbled Red Text Red: Pick us off the ground and let;s get outta here
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:34 Finn168719 Finn picks up Red
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:34 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: I will carry Mr. Johnson.
 * Inferno Lich picks him up
 * Hinderlich: So, what's the plan? How are we going to get to Ashe without falling in another trap?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:36 Garbled Red Text Alia: Let's go then
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:36 Finn168719 Finn and Yoko walks to the elevator
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:37 Hiddenlich Hinderlich and Inferno Lich get into the elevator, with Cave Johnson in Inferno's arms
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:37 Garbled Red Text *the elevator opens, revealing the large space inside and a defective turret in the middle
 * Alia: Uh...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:37 Finn168719 Yoko shoots the defective turret in the face
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:37 Garbled Red Text Defective Turret: To which floor may I get you?
 * Defective Turret: OW! WHY DO YOU DO THAT?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:38 Finn168719 Yoko: I thought you might shoot us in sight.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:38 Garbled Red Text Defective Turret: The ones from my type shoot only blanks
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:38 Hiddenlich Blackwell: *Over the speaker* I would like to read you mutants yet another email I found on Kane Kingston's Hotmail account
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:38 Finn168719 Finn: Here goes the boring information about Kane.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:38 Hiddenlich Blackwell: This time it's a little juicy.
 * Blackwell: I am reading this with emotion, so that you will understand the difference between sarcastic and literal messages
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:39 Garbled Red Text Red: To Ashe's lair, Defective.
 * Defective Turret: Alright.
 * *the elevator starts moving up
 * Cave: What the hell has happened here...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:42 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: It looks like ruins from a 3rd or 4th world country.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:42 Garbled Red Text Cave: This was a company for testing of portals and other stuff...
 * Cave: And now it's ruled by a crazy cyborg woman and there is android hell...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:43 Hiddenlich Blackwell: Why do you want to talk about my species so much?
 * Blackwell: Your anatomically is, well, different from a Lich, yet you keep saying over and over that your genetic composition is pure Lich.
 * *Anatomy
 * Blackwell: I reincarnated into a human after being killed by my father in efforts for human study
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:45 Garbled Red Text Alia: I don't think it's talking about dad
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:46 Hiddenlich Blackwell: Yeah, right. Just like my pet goldfish died when I was 5 years old, and my mother said it went on a submarine mission to Antarctica, and died
 * Blackwell: Instead of admitting the cat got it.
 * Dudeguy WC has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:47 Hiddenlich Blackwell: This is nothing like that, Horowitz. You should now by now I am an alien being, and not of this world.
 * Blackwell: At least your first incarnation is.
 * Blackwell: What in the name of h*ll is that supposed to mean?
 * Blackwell: Your human now. All traces of Lich DNA were virtually erased after you reincarnated into a human.
 * Blackwell: I am sorry, but I need to stop the email reading here. The AIs are getting wild with me again.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:49 Garbled Red Text Alia: Alright.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:49 Hiddenlich Blackwell: Next time, the Juggling Mutants will be speaking about their inspirational battle against the dictatorship of Ugotov!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:49 Finn168719 Finn: Okay then.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:49 Garbled Red Text *the elevator reaches its stop
 * Defective Turret: This is the floor you asked for, folks. Ashe's lair
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:50 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: *Whisper* Time for revenge, Mr. Johnson.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:50 Garbled Red Text Cave: hohohoho! I am ready as all hell!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:51 Finn168719 Finn: *whispers* It's your turn to get revenge on Ashe.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:51 Hiddenlich *The door opens
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:51 Garbled Red Text Red: There should be a connector somewhere around here.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:51 Finn168719 Finn: *whispers* Mr. Johnson, just call Ashe, Ash Ketchum.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:51 Garbled Red Text Cave: Hah.
 * Cave: Now let's get to work.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:52 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Not again. I am sensing that a dark presence.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:52 Garbled Red Text Cave: What?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:53 Hiddenlich Blackwell: *Messy* There was once a legend, of the Aperture Core. It tells of a blue eyed core that rose up against the corrupt GLaDOS, and took control of Aperture himself.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:53 Garbled Red Text Alia: That must be Wheatley
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:54 Hiddenlich Blackwell: *Messy* But he was defeated, by a human with a portal gun, eager to restore GLaDOS's dictatorship.
 * Blackwell: *Messy* He was sent to space, where he wouldn't return to Earth for *ERROR* years.
 * Blackwell: This is his third coming, after many years of exile and reconciliation.
 * Blackwell: *Messy* I am only a prophet speaking on his be-OFAJPIFHAFPHPOAHFPAIHFAHPSFOUHAIFh
 * Blackwell: DESTROY ANY NETWORK HUB YOU CAN FIND! WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THESE AI DON'T LEAVE THE NETWORK TO TAKE- APOHFPAOFHPAFH
 * Inferno Lich: Let's just find the blue metal lady already and kill her!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:56 Garbled Red Text Red: I can see a contact over there.
 * Red: Connect me to it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:57 Finn168719 Finn: Okay then.
 * Finn walks to a contact to connect Red to it
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:58 Garbled Red Text Red: Finnally!
 * *the speakers activate*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:58 Hiddenlich *The sound of footsteps can be heard
 * They are very close
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:58 Garbled Red Text Ashe: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! YOU WERE ON THE LAST FLOOR OF THE FACILITY!
 * Cave: There was an elevator, that I installed there centuries ago!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:58 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: SOUNDS LIKE THE DEMONS ARE HERE TO TAKE US OVER!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:59 Finn168719 Finn pulls out the shotgun
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:59 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Demons?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:59 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: I will handle them, just stop Ashe!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:59 Garbled Red Text Ashe: The Hell are you talking about?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:59 Hiddenlich *The mutants break through a door
 * Hinderlich takes out his dual pistols, and shoots at the mutants
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">4:59 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Now those here are not mine!
 * *Red's eye glows
 * *a fireblast from Red's eye hits the mutants, killing most of them
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:00 Finn168719 Finn started shooting the mutants with a shotgun
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:00 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: THE SAGE IS HERE! HE CONTROLS THE MUTANT HORDE NOW!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:01 Garbled Red Text Red: Sage, eh?
 * Red: I heard of him.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:01 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: LONE LICH! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, IT'S INFERNO LICH! YOUR "OLD FRIEND" FROM SILUS! THE SAGE IS HERE, AND HE IS CRAVING FOR CONTROL!
 * Hinderlich: He's dead, remember?
 * Inferno Lich: He seems to always come back from the dead, even if his term is up.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:02 Finn168719 Finn: I wonder if Nourgodiddly1592 can defeat Ashe.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:02 Garbled Red Text Red: He can't.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:03 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: JUST GO! I CAN HANDLE THEM!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:03 Finn168719 Finn: Alright then.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:03 Garbled Red Text RED: Finnally, I am back!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:03 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: WHERE IS THIS WITCH ALREADY?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:03 Garbled Red Text *RED gets off the contact
 * *RED rams into a wall, revealing Ashe's lair
 * RED: FOUND YOU, YOU TRAITOROUS KID!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:04 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: You really need to station yourself somewhere else...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:04 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Blame the person who got me stuck here!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:05 Hiddenlich Fireballs appear in Inferno Lich's palms
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:05 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Uh...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:05 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Now, what electrical works can damage this one...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:06 Garbled Red Text *Ashe rips off all the cables, that attach her to the servers, breaks a wall and runs way
 * RED: Let me handle this
 * *RED turns into his chaser form
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:06 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: JOHNSON! WE NEED TO MAKE A MOVE, NOW!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:06 Garbled Red Text RED: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANNOT OUTRUN ME!
 * Cave: Connect me to the cables down there.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:06 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Do you know anything that could shut Ashe down remotely?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:07 Garbled Red Text Alia: You can't. She's a human, you know.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:07 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich attaches Johnson to the cables
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:07 Garbled Red Text Alia: But RED can get her in either a com, either kill her.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:07 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Her mind isn't a human mind. It's just a machine.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:07 Garbled Red Text *RED returns, draggin Ashe's body
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:07 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Now, time for an intervention
 * Inferno Lich combines his fireballs
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:08 Garbled Red Text RED: Even though she was as big as me, she still couldn't fight me off
 * *RED puts Ashe's body on the ground
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:08 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: So, young lass, do you know the consequences of your actions?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:08 Garbled Red Text Ashe: *sarcastically* Uhh... NO!
 * Ashe: OF COURSE I DO!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:09 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: Easy, easy.
 * Inferno Lich: Your punishment will be severe.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:10 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Yea, right.;
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:10 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: But you can choose.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:10 Finn168719 Finn: Let's hope that a blue guy didn't appear.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:10 Garbled Red Text Ashe: I'd rather die, than tell you anything!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:11 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: I can burn you alive, sacrifice you to the Sage in order to rid this place of all mutants, resulting in your painful death, or Cave could torture you with all of his torture devices he has in the facility
 * Inferno Lich: Until death...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:11 Garbled Red Text Cave: Listen to me, Ashe
 * Cave: I know, that you are on X's side now, but..
 * Cave: If you tell us, I will bring you back to new Aperture and keep you out of our situation
 * Ashe: I..... I agree.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:12 Hiddenlich Hinderlich: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Hinderlich is thrown through the wall
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:12 Finn168719 Finn: What the!?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:12 Garbled Red Text Alia: What the?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:12 Hiddenlich He snaps his spine, killing him instantly
 * ????: ORO SATO!
 * Inferno Lich: Just in time, Mr. Sage.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:13 Garbled Red Text Alia: Sage?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:13 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: I see the first civilization sent you back for another attempted encounter with Aita.
 * Inferno Lich: The last few times, you have been born as a Lich-Human hybrid, but you never figured out your purpose until a short time ago.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:15 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Who the heck are you?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:15 Finn168719 Finn: Who the heck are you?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:15 Hiddenlich ????: I am the Sage amongst your kind, the one to bring back the First Civilization's control!
 * Inferno Lich: You killed my buddy here in the process. Why's that? Did he make you stub your-
 * ???? shoots Inferno Lich in the soldier, with a magnum
 * *Shoulder
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:16 Finn168719 Finn: ...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:16 Garbled Red Text *Ashe get up
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:16 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: So you have guns on you. Neat.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:17 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Ugh.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:17 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich: But Mr. Sage, why don't you reveal yourself to your human family.
 * Inferno Lich: I mean, you were born from them.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:17 Garbled Red Text Alia: And... actually knew it
 * Alia: You are talking about me, aren't you?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:18 Hiddenlich Sage: Heh heh heh heh. The Templars got here faster than I had hoped.
 * Sage: Maybe this time Inferno is an Assassin.
 * Inferno Lich: Enough with your conspiracy theories! You don't make any sense at all...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:20 Garbled Red Text Ashe: Get to the point, or I will kill you!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:20 Finn168719 Finn: That's what i was going to do!?!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:20 Hiddenlich Sage: I am.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:20 Garbled Red Text Alia: Well, do it already!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:20 Hiddenlich Sage: Jakyll Morales Kingston, born as a Thorn hopeful.
 * Inferno Lich throws two fireballs at the Sage
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:21 Garbled Red Text Alia: And thus, I knew it
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:21 Hiddenlich The Sage is caught on fire
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:21 Finn168719 Finn started shooting at Sage's face
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:21 Hiddenlich Sage: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * The Sage falls to the ground
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:21 Garbled Red Text Alia: You are the only person I knew, who was a half- human half- lich
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:21 Hiddenlich Sage: *Coughs* My end came so quick....
 * Sage: *Coughs* I was never able to find Juno...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:22 Garbled Red Text Alia: Juno?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:22 Finn168719 Finn: Juno?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:22 Hiddenlich Sage: *Coughs* Bring her back to the great beyond with me...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:22 Garbled Red Text Alia: Who is that?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:22 Finn168719 Finn: Who is that Juno person?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:22 Hiddenlich Sage: She was one of the first civilization.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:22 Garbled Red Text Alia: I got no idea.
 * Alia: Oh
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:23 Hiddenlich Sage: *Cough* After she died, her soul was trapped by human priests, thinking it was a goddess.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:23 Garbled Red Text Alia: Where?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:23 Hiddenlich Sage: Then afterwards...
 * Sage: *Exhales heavily*
 * Sage: Syria... a destroyed temple in Syria...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:24 Garbled Red Text Alia: Alright.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:24 Finn168719 Finn: Okay then.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:25 Hiddenlich Sage: Templars got to it first... robbed all of it artifacts... and bombed-
 * The Sage dies
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:25 Garbled Red Text Ashe: But first, I gotta do something!
 * *Ashe takes out a communicator
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:25 Hiddenlich Inferno Lich burns the Sage's corpse
 * Inferno Lich: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
 * Inferno Lich: I MAY BE PSYCHOTIC, BUT I KNOW THE JOY OF KILLING!
 * User909 has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:27 Garbled Red Text Ashe: *through the communicator* We are all in the main room. You can go here now.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">5:27 Garbled Red Text Ashe: *through the communicator* We are all in the main room. You can go here now.