The Wild, Wild Wasteland (Episode 1)

This roleplay was conducted in WeegChat, on August 14, 2015.
 * A large 4 eyed crab wanders the Mojave, in search of a mate
 * 7:51 Hiddenlich When it makes a mating call, it is maliciously bitten into by a Blood Dragon, a mutated abomination created by the massive radiation of the Nuclear War.
 * More Blood Dragons appear, and they start to share the meal
 * 7:52 Weegee Clone 7734 A centipede-worm hybrid crawls past the blood dragon through its small dirt tunnel
 * 7:53 Finn168719 A mutated human that has two heads, that is bald, and has small hands charges at the Blood Dragons only to get bitten by one
 * 7:55 Weegee Clone 7734 Another humanoid watches from the safety of a bush
 * 7:55 Hiddenlich ????: *Using a voice changer to hide voice* Pack of Army Dogs detected.
 * 7:55 Finn168719 A mutated human starts screaming in pain as it was getting eaten by the Blood Dragons
 * 7:55 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: Some creatures are really stupid now
 * 7:56 Hiddenlich Army Dogs are a nickname for Blood Dragons, given the fact they have very thick and tough skin
 * 7:57 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: I better find a different bush, this one isn't safe enough to eat
 * 7:58 Hiddenlich ???? moves closer to the Blood Dragon pack
 * 7:58 Finn168719 A car noise was heard, attracting the Blood Dragon pack
 * 7:59 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer moves stealthily to find a more edible bush
 * 8:00 Finn168719 Raiders: Came and get us you ugly creatures!
 * 8:00 Hiddenlich ???? shoots the Blood Dragons on the unprotected backs of their necks, killing them or paralyzing them
 * ????: Raider detected, moving to cover
 * 8:02 Finn168719 Raiders starts shooting at the Blood Dragons
 * 8:03 Hiddenlich ????: Requesting Stalker interference.
 * Command: We are unable to do this, Red Hawk.
 * Command: You must either evade or engage in combat
 * ????: Red Hawk out.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:05 Hiddenlich ???? stealthily tries to evade the Raiders
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:05 Finn168719 One of the Blood Dragons knocks the car down
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:07 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: ...Hmm, those blood dragons left some of their food
 * Commencer: Do I risk it? I don't have much to defend myself anymore
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:07 Hiddenlich ???? thrusts forward with his thrust boots onto a rock pile
 * There are also a few dead Blood Dragons
 * The meat underneath their skin is edible, but not the skin itself
 * ???? sees a nearby town, and heads to it
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:11 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: Oh wait, there's a dead blood dragon too
 * Commencer: I doubt the blood dragons will attack me if I sneak off with this
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:12 Hiddenlich He is cautious however, due to sand worms
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:12 Finn168719 The Blood Dragons starts devouring the Raiders
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:13 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer grabs a blood dragon and starts tugging it to the bushes*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:14 Hiddenlich ????: Command, I am heading to a nearby town, non-aligned to the Dominion. I will head back when I am resupplied.
 * Commander: Roger Red Hawk.
 * One-Eyed Barnabas: What did I tell you about stealing my sugar supplies?
 * Raider: YOU TOLD ME NOTHING CYCLOPS! NOW HAND OVER THE ****ING SUGAR!
 * One Eyed Barnabas shoots the Raider with a shotgun
 * One Eyed Barnabas: Raiders. Idiotic fiends who live in scum.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:16 Finn168719 A rusty blue car was seen
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:16 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer drags the blood dragon farther
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:17 Hiddenlich ????, interested by the blue car, heads to it
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:17 Finn168719 Something seems strange inside the blue car, which is bigger in the inside
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:18 Hiddenlich ????: ?
 * ????: Must be reduxed engineering. Smaller on the outside, bigger on the inside.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:19 Finn168719 Moniter: Welcome to Finn's TARDIS, Time travelling system, offline forever.
 * Finn was seen lying on the floor unconscious
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:22 Hiddenlich ????: Doctor Who references...
 * ???? bangs in the blue car's door, and walks away
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:22 Finn168719 Finn wakes up
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:22 Hiddenlich Nikolai: HEY! YOU DOMINION!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:22 Finn168719 Finn: Where am i?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:22 Hiddenlich ????: Yes, citizen?
 * Finn had to have been here
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:23 Finn168719 Finn sees that the second room was unstable
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:23 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer is seen dragging the blood dragon near the town
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:23 Hiddenlich Nikolai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A NEUTRAL SETTLEMENT?!?!
 * ????: I have stopped to resupply.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:24 Finn168719 Finn opens the TARDIS door
 * Finn: Where am i?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:24 Hiddenlich Nikolai: Well, **** OFF! Little people serve your kind here.
 * ????: I am not the one downsizing people.
 * Nikolai: SHUT UP!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:25 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: HEY NIKOLAI, WE GOT MORE FOOD AND SKIN
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:25 Hiddenlich ???? walks away, ignoring Nikolai
 * Nikolai: GOOD! WE WERE RUNNING REAL LOW!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:25 Finn168719 Finn goes back to his Van and checks how old is he.
 * Finn: I'm 450 years old now....
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:26 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: Got lucky and found a dead blood dragon, dragged it back. Not in the best condition but still a good find
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:26 Hiddenlich
 * By the way, the nuclear war occurred in 2067
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:26 Finn168719 Okay.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:26 Hiddenlich
 * It is now 2341
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:27 Finn168719 Finn goes to the Anti-aging machine to make himself keep his same looks (Anime Finn) and also increase his lifespan
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:27 Hiddenlich
 * Nikolai: It could feed us for a week!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:28 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: I didn't bother to check if there were others, but some raiders got into a scuffle with a few
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:28 Hiddenlich Nikolai: "Raiders"? There were multiple?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:29 Finn168719 Finn goes to his driver seat
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:29 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: Yes
 * Commencer: I snuck it by while they were busy getting their beat in
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:29 Hiddenlich Nikolai: Hmm. That is odd. Usually they come around these areas alone.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:30 Finn168719 Finn hits a vehicle horn
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:30 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: Maybe a few formed a truce?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:31 Hiddenlich Nikolai: I don't know. After the collapse of the Human Settlement Pact, they started coming
 * Nikolai: *Looking at ????* All thanks to the Dominion.
 * Nikolai: Their troops don't come around these areas to often. If I was a brute, I would get others to help me take that one on.
 * ???? is getting some water
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:34 Finn168719 Finn continues using the vehicle horn
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:34 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: Well let's get to work skinning this thing
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:37 Hiddenlich Nikolai takes out an electric knife
 * Nikolai: Hold it. I am going to take off the huge plate on it's back.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:37 Weegee Clone 7734
 * Commencer holds the body in place*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:38 Hiddenlich Nikolai sees an injury in the plate, and uses the electric knife to make an incision
 * Within a minute, he is able to start peeling off the plating
 * Civilian: AIEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * ???? has his gun pointed at the corpse
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:40 Finn168719 Finn starts driving the car
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:40 Hiddenlich ????: Trying to mug an armed soldier of the West Dominion of America?
 * ????: Ha ha ha ha...
 * ???? leaves
 * Nikolai: ...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:41 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: What the....
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:41 Hiddenlich Nikolai: THAT'S IT! THAT OUTRAGEOUS **** HAS DONE IT! KILLING AN INNOCENT CIVILIAN!
 * Nikolai charges at ???? from the back with the electric knife
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:41 Finn168719 A car noise was heard
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Hiddenlich ????: Easy...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: Oh damn it
 * Commencer chases after Nikolai trying to stop him*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Hiddenlich ???? grabs Nikolai's arm, breaks it, and uses his other arm to stab the knife into Nikolai's neck
 * Nikolai falls to the ground dead
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Finn168719 Finn's car was seen making this noise
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: ....
 * Commencer stops in his tracks, shocked
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:43 Hiddenlich ????: Mugging is not an innocent act. Neither is attempted murder out of rage.
 * ???? walks out of the settlement
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:44 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: ...YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL THEM
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:44 Hiddenlich ???? ignores the Commencer, and continues walking
 * Meanwhile, in another, more larger settlement
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:45 Weegee Clone 7734 Commencer: Whatever, you self-absorbed Dominions always flexing
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:45 Hiddenlich Mutants are all over the settlement, and there are virtually no pure humans in sight
 * They seem to all be surrounding a lab, waiting for the special message
 * Announcer: Today, marks a profound day in history! Today, we open the cryo labs of this city's most historical landmark!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:50 Weegee Clone 7734 Some mutants attempt to clap
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:51 Hiddenlich The Announcer presses a button
 * A huge machine comes out of the floor of a garage-like structure
 * The Announcer presses another button
 * Doors are opened
 * Chilling air is let out of them
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:52 Weegee Clone 7734 Mutants cheer in whatever way they can
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:54 Hiddenlich Some humans, and other humanoid races, come out of them
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:54 Finn168719 Penwardian 1: Where am i?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:55 Hiddenlich Francis: I hate cryo pods.
 * Francis looks at the walls
 * Francis: I hate steel walls.
 * Francis: I hate elevator mechanisms.
 * Francis looks at the walls
 * Francis: I hate steel walls.
 * Francis: I hate elevator mechanisms.