Colonization: Another Pin in the Bulletin


 * Finn168719
 * Penwardian Colony ships starts flying into an unknown system in Finn's Galaxy
 * Penwardian Colony ships prepares to fly into the Pangea-Ultima like planet to find area to colonize
 * Hiddenlich
 * Jason: Gosh, I can't believe that we can start a new life!
 * Keira: Me either! I am glad we can finally live together in peace!
 * Finn168719
 * James: Yea.
 * James: I wonder when do we win the colonization race against the Imperialists?
 * Hiddenlich
 * Zozo: The imperium has no match against the republic! We are too strong and numerous! *Coughs*
 * Brian: Nationalist...
 * Finn168719
 * James: The Imperium doesn't have a scientific team, they steal scientific technology and take children from their residents to raise them into military.
 * Hiddenlich
 * Zozo: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH FREELOADER!
 * Brian: At least James is civilized...
 * Finn168719
 * James: Even though their troopers would outnumber us, we will obliterate them with Technology.
 * Hiddenlich
 * The Colony Ship lands on the planet
 * *Explorers are sent to investigate the environment while the people start readying their belongings and supplies
 * Finn168719
 * Zack: They were Penwardians like us, but they were war hungry and they were imperialist counterparts of the Republic.
 * Hiddenlich
 * Zozo: Heff. I cough at that. They were renegades, only wanting power and influence. Prime jealousy for the Penwardian government's massive control over the stars.
 * Finn168719
 * James: And they were Penwardian Supremacists.
 * James: And they also came from the other dimension.
 * Hiddenlich
 * A few hours later, the colonists head outdoors, to start establishing the colony
 * The environment is much like Earth's, but it is more clean and natural
 * Finn168719
 * James sees the Oddsock/Penwardian Dog hybrid, but they look like Jake the dog other than this creature in the link: http://i9.lbp.me/img/ft/e894012ff33e7dc868d5e8a89ecfc0964be68fae.jpg
 * Hiddenlich
 * Brian: What is that thing? It looks... weird...
 * Finn168719
 * James: It's like a Penwardian Dog that looks like an Oddsock.
 * James: We should name it Jakesock, since Jake is the pet of the first leader of the Republic.
 * James: Which the First leader retired.
 * James observes the Jakesocks hunting down a Yoshi Cupcrake pack member
 * Hiddenlich
 * Zozo: What is that lizard thing doing here?
 * Finn168719
 * James: What's that lizard?
 * A Jakesock slices the Yoshi Cupcrake pack member multiple times with their claws, killing it
 * Hiddenlich
 * Brian: The Yoshi Cupcrakes inhabit much of the UFK's territory
 * Finn168719
 * The Jakesock eats the Yoshi Cupcrake's corpse
 * The Jakesock pack members walk to the Colonists and starts panting
 * Hiddenlich
 * Zozo: At least I love my country and believe in it's success.
 * Brian: It won't always succeed, and just like the other historical nations, it will one day fall, or be absorbed into other nations.
 * Finn168719
 * some of the Colonists start domesticating the Jakesocks
 * James: They behave much like dogs.
 * Hiddenlich
 * Scientist: How interesting.
 * Finn168719
 * 3 hours later, the Colonists built the city
 * Hiddenlich
 * Scientist: The Penwardian Dog only inhabited the home cluster. I must take a DNA and compare the DNA of the Penwardian Dog, and the Jakesock
 * Finn168719
 * James: People might make weird theories that the Jakesock is a hybrid of the Oddsock, and the Penwardian Dog.
 * Hiddenlich
 * James sees a scientist collecting blood samples from a Jakesock
 * Scientist: How remarkable! This blood is pink, with small white beads!
 * Finn168719
 * James: Wow.
 * James: That's unique!
 * Hiddenlich
 * The Scientist puts a bandage on the blood drawn area, and took the samples to the Institute of Colonial Science
 * Finn168719
 * The Scientists starts comparing the blood samples
 * Hiddenlich
 * Scientist 2: Great Scott!
 * Scientist 2: This looks like the work of hybridization and genetic engineering!
 * Finn168719
 * Scientist 3: Yep.
 * Scientist 3: Let's show the results to the public!
 * Hiddenlich
 * The results are shown, and the conspiracy theories begin to grow about the origin of the Jakesocks
 * Finn168719
 * James: I wonder what's happening to the Flashpoint Paradox dimension Earth when the Fakeinns were trying to liberate England from the Amazons.
 * Hiddenlich
 * Brian: I wonder if this planet has been colonized before. By another race, or even the UFK.
 * Finn168719
 * James: I wonder either.
 * Hiddenlich
 * Zozo: YOU ARE A RENEGADE TO THINK THAT! WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SENT HERE IF IT WERE COLONIZED BEFORE!
 * Finn168719
 * James: Why are you yelling alot!?!
 * Hiddenlich
 * Brian: We know you are a nationalist, so please stop spreading facts about yourself to the public on your beliefs.
 * Finn168719
 * James: The Fakeinns, also known as the Fake Finns had liberated London from the Amazons.
 * James: Which the Amazons are usually extremists.
 * James: And they also wear wristbands that deflects bullets.
 * James: Which the Flashpoint Paradox Earth were inhabitated by Comicans (Penwardian nickname for Comic book humans)
 * Hiddenlich
 * A bird smacks into James' house
 * It breaks it's beak
 * Finn168719
 * James grabs the bird and takes it to the Vet
 * James walks back to his house
 * Hiddenlich
 * James' window is broken from the bird
 * Finn168719
 * James: Well, time to fix it
 * James starts fixing the window
 * Hiddenlich
 * A rock is then thrown through the window James is trying to fix
 * Finn168719
 * James: I'm wondering who throw that rock
 * James starts searching for someone who throw that rock
 * Hiddenlich
 * Lightning strikes the roof of his house, causing it to collapse
 * Finn168719
 * James: Looks like i'm having bad luck.
 * Meanwhile outside the walls of the Colony
 * Lightning strikes the roof of his house, causing it to collapse
 * Finn168719
 * James: Looks like i'm having bad luck.
 * Meanwhile outside the walls of the Colony
 * Meanwhile outside the walls of the Colony


 * Soldier 1: I'm wondering when will we see intruders?
 * 8:40 Hiddenlich
 * Ant-like aliens approach walls of the colony, wondering who built it
 * 8:40 Finn168719 Soldier 1: Who are you?
 * 8:41 Hiddenlich The Ant Person uses it's mandibles to communicate, but it cannot be understood
 * 8:42 Finn168719 Soldier 1: Let's use the translation device
 * Soldiers starts using the translation device to know what the Ant Person is saying
 * 8:43 Hiddenlich It does not pick up anything, due to the strange sounds
 * 8:43 Finn168719 Soldier 1: That's weird not able to translate.
 * 8:44 Hiddenlich The Ant Person opens it's mandibles out wide, and then points at a large tunnel.  The Ant-like aliens then head into the cave, and the soldiers follow them
 * 8:17 Finn168719 Soldier 1: Hmmm....
 * 8:18 Finn168719 Soldier 1 starts looking around the cave
 * 8:20 Hiddenlich The cave has yellow carvings all over the walls
 * Soldier 2: Communication perhaps?
 * 8:20 Finn168719 Soldier 1: I think so.
 * 8:20 Hiddenlich The Ant-like aliens stop
 * 8:21 Finn168719 Soldier 1: Huh?
 * 8:21 Hiddenlich *An huge dragonfly rises out of a hole, with a saddle on it's back
 * 8:22 Finn168719 Soldier 1: WHAT THE H-
 * 8:22 Hiddenlich The Ant-like aliens get on the dragonfly, and motion the Soldiers to it
 * Soldier 2: I think they want us to get on the bug
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:24 Finn168719 Soldier 1: Weird.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:25 Hiddenlich Soldier 2 gets on the bug
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:25 Finn168719 Soldier 1 gets on the bug
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:26 Hiddenlich *The dragonfly lowers down into a stone structure, covered with vegetation
 * There are more Ant-like aliens
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:27 Finn168719 Soldier 1: We should probably inform the scientists about it.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:27 Hiddenlich Soldier 2: How would we do that? We are-
 * A huge 7 eyed crab with 52 legs and one claw approaches the dragonfly as it lands
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:29 Finn168719 Soldier 1: A crab!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:32 Hiddenlich Okin: I am Okin. Okin leader of what you would call ant people
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:33 Finn168719 Soldier 1: I'm just a colonist.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:33 Hiddenlich Okin: Okin know you are a soldier, and a defender.
 * Okin: Okin know your kind were here before.
 * Okin: Okin understand you are not like the first...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:35 Finn168719 Soldier 1: I heard of some theories that an ancient civilization colonized this planet before.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:36 Hiddenlich Okin: Your theories are wrong.
 * Okin: Your kind came here before, in an effort to conquer all civilizations.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:37 Finn168719 Soldier 1: Conquer all civilizations?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:37 Hiddenlich Okin: And kill defecting races like Okin's.
 * Okin: Okin's people were pushed to the brink, and even after 5 centuries, we are still recovering.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:40 Finn168719 Soldier 1: *thinking* The Imperialists...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:41 Hiddenlich Okin: Wrong.
 * Okin: There was an ancient Fascist power amongst your people, long before you were born.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Finn168719 Soldier 1: You can mind read?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:42 Hiddenlich Okin: They virtually owned half of your parliament, and were able to make decisions that could push the other parliamentary members into the sand.
 * Okin: Only 12 years and 3 months later, they were put out of power, after a bloody civil war plagued your kind.
 * Soldier 2: ...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:45 Finn168719 Soldier 1: ...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:46 Hiddenlich Okin: Fear sweeps your mind, as you understand that Okin can read and listen to your every thought, word, and memory.
 * SwiftVisionX has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:46 Hiddenlich Okin: I have not brought you here to feel threatened.
 * Okin: I only bring you here to understand that Okin has seen things your kind would never want to speak of again.
 * Okin: Okin wants to be at peace with your kind.
 * Okin: *Makes mandible movements*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:48 Finn168719 Soldier 1: Hmm... that explains history.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:48 Hiddenlich An Ant-person motions the two soldiers to the dragon fly
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:50 Finn168719 Soldier 1 gets on the dragon fly
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:51 Hiddenlich Soldier 2 gets on it, and the dragon fly rises to the top of the hole
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:53 Finn168719 Soldier 1: *thinking* Let's hope PETA didn't took over the multiverse.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:56 Hiddenlich The soldiers head to the Institute of Colonial Science, and report about their encounter with the Ant people
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">8:57 Finn168719 Scientist 1: Interesting.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:01 Hiddenlich Dr. Grosnov: Ant people? Why would Ant people let a foreign race into their city?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:02 Finn168719 Soldier 1: I'm not sur-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:03 Hiddenlich Soldier 2: They mentioned the Amuscad War.
 * Soldier 2: Well, the monarch mentioned the Amuscad War
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:04 Finn168719 Soldier 1: I wonder what year did it happened.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:04 Hiddenlich Soldier 2: He said that his race was nearly wiped out by the Penwardian Fascists of the past
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:05 Finn168719 Soldier 1 checks the history book, trying to find out what year did the Amuscad War happened
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:09 Hiddenlich Soldier 5: It had to be at least 5 centuries ago
 * *Soldier 2
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:09 Finn168719 Soldier 1: 5 centuries ago...
 * Meanwhile outside the planet, The Imperialists planned to cheat on the space race by invading the colony
 * Imperial Trooper 1: Why are we going to invad-
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:13 Hiddenlich Imperial Warlord: WE ARE GOING TO INVADE THAT COLONY, AND STEAL ALL OF THEIR TOILET PAPER TO SAVE IMPERIALISM, AND END THE SPACE RACE!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:13 Finn168719 Imperial Trooper 1: What a moro-
 * Imperial Trooper 2: Obey the superiors or be executed for treason.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:15 Hiddenlich Imperial Warlord: THAT IS WHAT THEY TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!
 * Imperial Warlord: If they can't wipe their buttocks, they can't go anywhere without stinking up the place
 * Imperial Warlord: They would be unclean. Would you rather be with a group who is clean, or unclean?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:16 Finn168719 Imperial Trooper 1: You know, other nations would send toilet papers in response to this.
 * Imperial Trooper 1: We should probably take over this planet instead.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:18 Hiddenlich Imperial Warlord: Why don't we just bomb the colony and destroy all of their toilet paper instead?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:20 Finn168719 Imperial Trooper 1: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
 * Imperial Trooper 1: I'M OUT OF HERE!
 * Imperial Trooper 1 steals the escape pod and gets out of the ship
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:21 Hiddenlich Imperial Warlord: Lock all missile systems on the colony.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:22 Finn168719 A Penwardian fleet appeared
 * Imperial Soldier 2: Sh*t, the Republicans found out about this plan!
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:25 Hiddenlich Imperial Warlord: FIRE ALL WEAPONS AT THE FLEET!
 * Imperial Soldier 3: Wait, does that mean we are liberal?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:26 Finn168719 Imperial Soldier 2: ...
 * Three Penwardian dropships entered the docking bay
 * Republic Soldiers started shooting at the Imperial Troopers
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:28 Hiddenlich The Imperial Troopers shoot back
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(107,129,150);float:right;font-size:12px;">9:28 Finn168719 Some Republic Soldiers were killed in a process
 * Republic Soldier 1 throws the grenade at the Imperial Troopers
 * the grenade explodes killing the Imperial Troopers that close to the grenade